Don Quixote — Chapter 85 in Spanish
By Miguel de Cervantes
Cuenta, pues, la historia, que Sancho no durmió aquella siesta, sino que, por cumplir su palabra, vino en comiendo a ver a la duquesa; la cual, con el gusto que tenía de oírle, le hizo sentar junto a sí en una silla baja, aunque Sancho, de puro bien criado, no quería sentarse; pero la duquesa le dijo que se sentase como gobernador y hablase como escudero, puesto que por entrambas cosas merecía el mismo escaño del Cid Ruy Díaz Campeador. The history records that Sancho did not sleep that afternoon, but in order to keep his word came, before he had well done dinner, to visit the duchess, who, finding enjoyment in listening to him, made him sit down beside her on a low seat, though Sancho, out of pure good breeding, wanted not to sit down; the duchess, however, told him he was to sit down as governor and talk as squire, as in both respects he was worthy of even the chair of the Cid Ruy Diaz the Campeador. Encogió Sancho los hombros, obedeció y sentóse, y todas las doncellas y dueñas de la duquesa la rodearon, atentas, con grandísimo silencio, a escuchar lo que diría; pero la duquesa fue la que habló primero, diciendo: Sancho shrugged his shoulders, obeyed, and sat down, and all the duchess's damsels and duennas gathered round him, waiting in profound silence to hear what he would say. Fue la duquesa, sin embargo, quien habló primero, diciendo: It was the duchess, however, who spoke first, saying:
— Ahora que estamos solos, y que aquí no nos oye nadie, querría yo que el señor gobernador me asolviese ciertas dudas que tengo, nacidas de la historia que del gran don Quijote anda ya impresa. "Now that we are alone, and that there is nobody here to overhear us, I should be glad if the senor governor would relieve me of certain doubts I have, rising out of the history of the great Don Quixote that is now in print. — Ahora que estamos solos, y que aquí no nos oye nadie, querría yo que el señor gobernador me asolviese ciertas dudas que tengo, nacidas de la historia que del gran don Quijote anda ya impresa; una de las cuales dudas es que, pues el buen Sancho nunca vio a Dulcinea, digo, a la señora Dulcinea del Toboso, ni le llevó la carta del señor don Quijote, porque se quedó en el libro de memoria en Sierra Morena, cómo se atrevió a fingir la respuesta, y aquello de que la halló ahechando trigo, siendo todo burla y mentira, y tan en daño de la buena opinión de la sin par Dulcinea, y todas que no vienen bien con la calidad y fidelidad de los buenos escuderos. One is: inasmuch as worthy Sancho never saw Dulcinea, I mean the lady Dulcinea del Toboso, nor took Don Quixote's letter to her, for it was left in the memorandum book in the Sierra Morena, how did he dare to invent the answer and all that about finding her sifting wheat, the whole story being a deception and falsehood, and so much to the prejudice of the peerless Dulcinea's good name, a thing that is not at all becoming the character and fidelity of a good squire?"
A estas razones, sin responder con alguna, se levantó Sancho de la silla, y, con pasos quedos, el cuerpo agobiado y el dedo puesto sobre los labios, anduvo por toda la sala levantando los doseles; y luego, esto hecho, se volvió a sentar y dijo: At these words, Sancho, without uttering one in reply, got up from his chair, and with noiseless steps, with his body bent and his finger on his lips, went all round the room lifting up the hangings; and this done, he came back to his seat and said, "Now, senora, that I have seen that there is no one except the bystanders listening to us on the sly, I will answer what you have asked me, and all you may ask me, without fear or dread. — Ahora, señora mía, que he visto que no nos escucha nadie de solapa, fuera de los circunstantes, sin temor ni sobresalto responderé a lo que se me ha preguntado, y a todo aquello que se me preguntare; y lo primero que digo es que yo tengo a mi señor don Quijote por loco rematado, puesto que algunas veces dice cosas que, a mi parecer, y aun de todos aquellos que le escuchan, son tan discretas y por tan buen carril encaminadas, que el mesmo Satanás no las podría decir mejores; pero, con todo esto, verdaderamente y sin escrúpulo, a mí se me ha asentado que es un mentecato. And the first thing I have got to say is, that for my own part I hold my master Don Quixote to be stark mad, though sometimes he says things that, to my mind, and indeed everybody's that listens to him, are so wise, and run in such a straight furrow, that Satan himself could not have said them better; but for all that, really, and beyond all question, it's my firm belief he is cracked. Pues, como yo tengo esto en el magín, me atrevo a hacerle creer lo que no lleva pies ni cabeza, como fue aquello de la respuesta de la carta, y lo de habrá seis o ocho días, que aún no está en historia; conviene a saber: lo del encanto de mi señora doña Dulcinea, que le he dado a entender que está encantada, no siendo más verdad que por los cerros de Úbeda. Well, then, as this is clear to my mind, I can venture to make him believe things that have neither head nor tail, like that affair of the answer to the letter, and that other of six or eight days ago, which is not yet in history, that is to say, the affair of the enchantment of my lady Dulcinea; for I made him believe she is enchanted, though there's no more truth in it than over the hills of Ubeda."
Rogóle la duquesa que le contase aquel encantamento o burla, y Sancho se lo contó todo del mesmo modo que había pasado, de que no poco gusto recibieron los oyentes; y, prosiguiendo en su plática, dijo la duquesa: The duchess begged him to tell her about the enchantment or deception, so Sancho told the whole story exactly as it had happened, and his hearers were not a little amused by it; and then resuming, the duchess said, "In consequence of what worthy Sancho has told me, a doubt starts up in my mind, and there comes a kind of whisper to my ear that says, 'If Don Quixote be mad, crazy, and cracked, and Sancho Panza his squire knows it, and, notwithstanding, serves and follows him, and goes trusting to his empty promises, there can be no doubt he must be still madder and sillier than his master; and that being so, it will be cast in your teeth, senora duchess, if you give the said Sancho an island to govern; for how will he who does not know how to govern himself know how to govern others?'"