Don Quixote — Chapter 95 in Spanish
By Miguel de Cervantes
¿Quién oyera el pasado razonamiento de don Quijote que no le tuviera por persona muy cuerda y mejor intencionada? Who, hearing the foregoing discourse of Don Quixote, would not have set him down for a person of great good sense and greater rectitude of purpose? Pero, como muchas veces en el progreso desta grande historia queda dicho, solamente disparaba en tocándole en la caballería, y en los demás discursos mostraba tener claro y desenfadado entendimiento, de manera que a cada paso desacreditaban sus obras su juicio, y su juicio sus obras; pero en ésta destos segundos documentos que dio a Sancho, mostró tener gran donaire, y puso su discreción y su locura en un levantado punto. But, as has been frequently observed in the course of this great history, he only talked nonsense when he touched on chivalry, and in discussing all other subjects showed that he had a clear and unbiassed understanding; so that at every turn his acts gave the lie to his intellect, and his intellect to his acts; but in the case of these second counsels that he gave Sancho he showed himself to have a lively turn of humour, and displayed conspicuously his wisdom, and also his folly.
Atentísimamente le escuchaba Sancho, y procuraba conservar en la memoria sus consejos, como quien pensaba guardarlos y salir por ellos a buen parto de la preñez de su gobierno. Sancho listened to him with the deepest attention, and endeavoured to fix his counsels in his memory, like one who meant to follow them and by their means bring the full promise of his government to a happy issue. Prosiguió, pues, don Quijote, y dijo: Don Quixote, then, went on to say:
— En lo que toca a cómo has de gobernar tu persona y casa, Sancho, lo primero que te encargo es que seas limpio, y que te cortes las uñas, sin dejarlas crecer, como algunos hacen, a quien su ignorancia les ha dado a entender que las uñas largas les hermosean las manos, como si aquel escremento y añadidura que se dejan de cortar fuese uña, siendo antes garras de cernícalo lagartijero: puerco y extraordinario abuso. "With regard to the mode in which thou shouldst govern thy person and thy house, Sancho, the first charge I have to give thee is to be clean, and to cut thy nails, not letting them grow as some do, whose ignorance makes them fancy that long nails are an ornament to their hands, as if those excrescences they neglect to cut were nails, and not the talons of a lizard-catching kestrel--a filthy and unnatural abuse.
No andes, Sancho, desceñido y flojo, que el vestido descompuesto da indicios de ánimo desmazalado, si ya la descompostura y flojedad no cae debajo de socarronería, como se juzgó en la de Julio César. "Go not ungirt and loose, Sancho; for disordered attire is a sign of an unstable mind, unless indeed the slovenliness and slackness is to be set down to craft, as was the common opinion in the case of Julius Caesar.